WhatsApp Script

Kwamboka: Wewe nowadays umeharibika kabisa. You are not the Mutula I know.

Mutula: Haiyaaa🤣

Kwamboka: Eeeh kweli!

Mutula: Nilisikia hii ni one of the signs ya kuonyesha kwamba boy-child amefika quarter-finals, ama?

Kwamboka: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yeah true! But uliskia na nani?

Mutula: You are an intelligent lady; I know you can figure that out. If I tell you, then nitakuwa nimedharau your level of intelligence, ama namna gani?

Kwamboka: Hehehehehe yes I am, but hio meme uliweka kwa WhatsApp status yako ni kali sana. I am still laughing out loud. 

Mutula: Sawa🤣

Kwamboka: Otherwise uko poa? It's been long...

Mutula: Niko poa kabisa mrembo.

Kwamboka: You got married ama bado?

Mutula: Naona nimefika semifinals sasa!

Kwamboka: 🤣🤣Jibu swali umeulizwa handsome.

Mutula: Natafuta pesa kwanza, halafu ndio nitafute mke. Nimegundua ya kwamba pasipo pesa hakuna mapenzi.

Kwamboka: Mwanamke mzuri ni yule anayekukubali kama huna kitu then mwatafuta nyote; huyo ndio mwanamke ambaye pia uko na guarantee ya kwamba mwaeza ishi nyote.

Mutula: Kabisa! Lakini census ya 2019 ilivyokamilika, niligundua wanawake kama hao ni wachache sana. A lot of searching will be done kabla umpate. Culture yetu huku Jijini pia imeharibu mindset zetu. Tunashinda tukisema kuwa *money can't buy love, but it regulates the amount of love in the relationship.*

Kwamboka: I think ni vile mtu anaichukulia. Mindset ni wewe mwenyewe. Hata ukiambiwa kitu na unaona haiko vile wewe wajua ama wataka, unaiweka kando! 

Mutula: Really?

Kwamboka: Yes my dear. Cuz utapatana na manzi juu ya hela zenye unazo, what if zikiisha? Si atakuhepa msee! Wake up cuz you are too handsome to be this dumb, hehehehe...

Mutula: Naona umeanza matusi! Since when have I become dumb, huh?

Kwamboka: Usikasirike Darling. Kwani hujui jokes? 

Mutula: Anyway, inategemea na preparation ya the man. Some men, preparation yao iko so good. So, they end up building businesses that bring positive cash flow. Na hiyo positive cash flow ikikuwa consistent, then pesa kuisha inakuwa ngumu sana. From zile books nimesoma, nimeona the following trend iki-happen: They first built a positive cash flow. Secondly, the positive cash flow iliwapatia Power (they had options, such as, spend money on *'what they want to'* rather than what they had to). After achieving the two things above, then wakatafuta mke and started a family. So, Kwamboka, are you sure kuna lady atakubali kijana broke? I am doubtful. Kwanza hapa Kenya ni ngumu kupata. In fact, kuna mwengine aliniuliza, "Kwani tutakula mapenzi?"

Kwamboka: LOL! Hapo kwa 'kwani tutakula mapenzi' ni kali! So, what's your take as a man?

Mutula: My take is very simple. First get the positive cash flow (money). Secondly, get the Power. Positive cash flow (money) enables you to have Power (you will have options to spend money on what you want to, and not on what you have to). Lastly, tafuta mke, and start a family (get married).

Kwamboka: Okay, not bad! If that's your take, then mine is to wish you all the best. 

Mutula: Thank you. Nikumbuke kwa maombi pia.

Kwamboka: Sawa handsome. And by the way, niko Mombasa. Nitakutafuta tu-spend time pamoja. Love you:-)

Mutula: Okay. Looking forward to spending time na wewe:-)